1) When eating any
meat product that has bones in it, proceed to clean off all remaining
meat until the
bone shines like a brand new quarter.
A)Hey... are you going to finish those chicken wings?
B) What do you
mean? There's nothing left on it.
A) Hold up, I'm gonna get all
Chinese on it.
(proceeds to suck off any cartilage and marrow until only the
bone remains )