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Chinese Laundry 

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"
"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"
Chinese Laundry by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010
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chinese laundry 

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered
chinese laundry by omono June 23, 2007

Chinese Laundry Marks 

My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.

Chinese Laundry Ticket 

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.
Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!
Chinese Laundry Ticket by Buchter December 19, 2005

Chinese Laundry Chute 

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.
How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

Chinese Laundromat 

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.
Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

Chinese Laundromat 

A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.
Friend One: Man last night was awesome.

Friend Two: Why?

Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever
Chinese Laundromat by D. Pyle August 23, 2010