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(starts like a chode ends like a douche.)
Wow look he has a chilten.
Chilten by Jesus Pizrone March 18, 2010
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Chilcote 

A name, usually a last name, that marks its owner as having an enormous schlong. This name can only be obtained after sleeping with a minimum of 411 ridiculously attractive women. Notorious for stealing your girl... yes YOUR girl.
"I have slept with 676 hot women, if my dick was 3 inches longer I would be a Chilcote!"

"I think that guy that just walked in is a Chilcote, my girlfriend and her sister will most likely have a threesome with him tonight. I hope they let me watch!"
Chilcote by Father of modern sex October 26, 2008

Cheeky Chilterner 

A cheeky Chilterner is a term used by B E N N S K I BARROW EXPRESS and it means “someone who likes a cheeky train ride on the Chiltern mainline” this term is used a lot by the dear Bennskibarrowexpress or Chef Bennski as some call him
No one: ...

Bennski: Oh YeS I’m a cheeky chilterner and I like to cook a butta chicken cuwwy

Everyone else: oh fuck off
Cheeky Chilterner by SLANDERS! April 9, 2020

Chinotexting 

Masculine for the act of naughty, suggestive or sexual texting. Derived from the Mexican word Chocino (masculine) meaning dirty and English word texting. combined it refers to dirty texting
He was chinotexting his girl friend about what he wanted to do to her.
Chinotexting by Fresno559 November 12, 2010

Chicotes 

In Cuba and some other Caribbean countries it means "dirty feet". Literally "whip" or "cigarette butt" in Spanish. Used stand-alone or as part of the phrase "peste a chicotes" – the stink of dirty feet.
Jorge! Get your chicotes off the coffee table! I won't warn you again!
Chicotes by CubanBoy1701 September 13, 2020

chilcoted 

The act of being knocked out with one punch and ending up face first on the concrete. Usually tell who has been chilcoted by large scabs on face where contact first happened with the ground after a knock out punch.
"Oh man, wtf is wrong with your face. Did you get chilcoted"

"I almost got chilcoted by that beast of a man over there for being a pansy"
chilcoted by afghantruthsayer January 2, 2012

chipotel 

Noun
1. An insult towards someone that no one wants to be around.
2. A nonchalant way to hint that someone is obese/fat.
3. Someone who eats a lot of fast food; probably from Chipotle.
Lauren: Did you see all the fat on his body giggle when he walked into McDonald's?

Bella: Yes I did, he's such a chipotel!
chipotel by lovedon'thate April 6, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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