chipotel

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Noun
1. An insult towards someone that no one wants to be around.
2. A nonchalant way to hint that someone is obese/fat.
3. Someone who eats a lot of fast food; probably from Chipotle.

Lauren: Did you see all the fat on his body giggle when he walked into McDonald's?

Bella: Yes I did, he's such a chipotel!

chipotel by lovedon'thate April 6, 2010

Words you can keep

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Related Words

chipotel • chipotle • Chipotlaid • Chipotle Effect • Chipotle Syndrome • chipotle bag • chipotle challenge • chipotlegasm • chipotle shit • Chipotlaway

Chipotle Farts

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

Chipotle Farts by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotlerrea

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

chipotlerrea by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

chipotle shit by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

Chipotle Makeout by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Chipotle Effect

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"

Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.

Chipotle Effect by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026