chili willy
Yeah, i woke up and put my dick in the freezer for half an hour and then gave that bitch the chili willy!
chili willy by shomasa November 22, 2011
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Chili willy
Instead of the tradtional wet willy, where the finger is first lubricated by one's saliva than inserted into the ear, a chili willy is when a feces covered finger is insterted into one's ear
I had a mad case of mud butt so i scooped my butthole with my finger and and stuck my finger into some douchebag's ear and gave him a chili willy
Chili willy by I Love Blunts February 21, 2009
get your willy out of my chili
Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."
get your willy out of my chili by Plugga December 9, 2008
chilli willy
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
chilli willy by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
Chill Will Factor
'Chill Will' or 'Chill Will Factor' is generally just an exclamation of the temperature being unusually cold or chilly. The word derived from cold making your 'bits' freeze, hence chill will.It can also be used to describe a flaccid penis or someone who is an idiot.
1. "Should have brought my jacket, man."
"Oh yeah, theres a bit of a chill will factor"
2. "Mike has a chill will"
"No wonder nobody wants to do him"
3. "Dave Chapelle is a bit of a chill will"
"Oh yeah, theres a bit of a chill will factor"
2. "Mike has a chill will"
"No wonder nobody wants to do him"
3. "Dave Chapelle is a bit of a chill will"
Chill Will Factor by Rubaiyati September 28, 2006
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