chili pot

The act of taking a shit in a girl's asshole after it has been stretched by anal sex.

Dude, fucking my girl in the ass made me have to shit so bad I ended up chili potting her.

by world champ crapper May 20, 2010

chili pot

Multiple deposits in an already plugged up toilet

"The only toilet at the truck stop was a complete chili pot"

by cp66 July 3, 2008

Chili Pot Pie

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

Hot Chili Pot

A hot chili pot is the act of taking a shit in a public toilet, once done, the shitter flushes the toilet and all the shit and toilet paper clogs the toilet causing it to fill to the brim. The shit water stays at an elevated level in the pot until some poor bastard comes in to unclog it. The pot creates a foul stinch that will let anyone enter the restroom know that a hot chili pot has been brewed and ready for gagging.

The manager at Sears was extemely pissed when he was told to clean up the hot chili pot that had been stewing for the last 24 hours in the men's room.

by Wun Hung Lo January 12, 2006

Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018

Full Circle Hot Chili Pot

When there is only one stall open in the bathroom however the toilet is a hot chili pot (clogged and filled to the brim with hot poop soup). You have to go but you can’t in reality shit in the toilet so you squat on the seat and take a long rope shit while shuffling your feet on the seat in a circle. Your shit can’t break, it has to be one solid log and you complete a full circle on the toilet seat. Officially putting a cap on that toilet. It’s done.

Summary:
1. Toilet has to be clogged and filled with shit
2. You have to shit on the seat without the log breaking off
3. Have to lay the solid log completely wrapping the seat, ideally the beginning touching tip with the end of it.

Trevor: Dude…. I opened up stall 3 and I saw the most disgusting thing ever, it was a full circle hot chili pot
Mike: yeah, Paul was bragging about what he did

by Ronald McDickfart April 3, 2026

pot of chili

A pot of chili is when you're really sick to your stomach and have terrible diarrhea. Then before you can flush you have to hop off and vomit Into that same , very full toilet. This making a pot of chili

Oh my god... I was so F'in sick after that Indian food I ended up making a HUGE pot of chili.

by HayColtZoc September 16, 2013