Chid. n.: Variant pronunciation of the word "kid", as sung by Michael Jackson in his song "Billy Jean". Later it came to become a word in it's own right due to its unique association with the very popular and eccentric King of Pop. (see "Shamon" for another example). It's primary sense is in referring to a child or kid, and possibly serves as a spontaneously evolved contraction of these two words. It can be used more properly in a derisive sense, as if to imply a social/psychological distance from a child, implying that the user has disdain for the idea of caring for or claiming responsibility for that child.
1. Song/source: "Billy Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one.... but the chid is not my son"... _ Michael Jackson
2. "Yo Deshawna, get yo chids out of my car, they're eating up all the upholstery!"
2. "Yo Deshawna, get yo chids out of my car, they're eating up all the upholstery!"
by zjheah August 18, 2013
"Hey, did you hear the rumour about you that Maggie was spreading?" - Person 1
"Yeah, but it's not like anybody will believe her, she's such a chid." - Person 2
"Yeah, but it's not like anybody will believe her, she's such a chid." - Person 2
by vokesalicious December 28, 2011
What the fuck are you doing you sad fucking chid? You aren't supposed to do that!
by FortniteRavenFucker November 20, 2018
by Draedalus September 1, 2008
a combination of the words "just" and "kidding"
can also be said chitting, chiddang, chittang, jing, and jang
can also be said chitting, chiddang, chittang, jing, and jang
by kane-yay west August 4, 2006
by Teedizzlemynizzle October 3, 2007
“Hey man, I remember when I was a ch... id.”
“Wtf is a chid”
“I tried saying child but half way through I started saying kid”
“Oh ok”
“Wtf is a chid”
“I tried saying child but half way through I started saying kid”
“Oh ok”
by DestroyerNine4 March 22, 2020