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chicken sex 

As with all birds, a sexual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. Unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. There is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. He selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. Balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the passage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. The entire sex act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.

It turns out this is true for humans also.
Damn girl, I haven't pulled tail in a long time. I'd settle for some chicken sex tonight.
chicken sex by cluckyou October 2, 2009
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chicken sex 

The act of a male and female chicken making sweet, sweet love, in front of all the other farm animals, inconsiderately, as if there were no other place these two small farm-rats could have their ranch-y, feather-fluffing chicken sex.
Hey, Susie! Check out that sweet, sweet chicken sex. Although, I can't believe they would do it like that infront of all the cows and pigs.
chicken sex by AAAOOO January 1, 2007

chicken sex 

When a female is fed up with men and just fucks a chicken.
After Janes mayjor break up she was just ready to get some chicken sex.

chicken sex 

The rapid spasmmic motion of hand often seen on the dance floor. Also referring to the south american chicken mating ritual involving the female chicken's neck sex gland.
"She was having such a bad seizure it looked like chicken sex!"

sex chicken 

to keep escalating level of foreplay (like "bases"), with the final result being sex, until someone (the loser) says stop.
Mookie and Trina played sex chicken last night. Trina lost at third base.

Sex Chicken 

A rubber chicken used for sexual interaction. The chicken can be penetrated or squeaked for its sound; bringing pleasure.
“Are you ready, babe?”

“One second, let me grab the Sex Chicken
Sex Chicken by Yakubiangangsta April 18, 2020

Sex Chicken 

When partners are not in the mood for sex but flirt and present sexual enthusiasm anyway. Secretly hoping to be rejected, avoiding the responsibility of pleasing their partner.
Are you playing sex chicken with me?
Sex Chicken by VeryLargePotato June 29, 2016
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