A chia pet that bares a certain likeness to Hollyn Francis/es B. or banana bread.
Gary: Yo boi, you see dat crazay a$$ chia pet ova there?
Herbert: Yea man. It's a Chia-ho-Hollyn.
by ralph518 September 2, 2010
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when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren June 28, 2010
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another name for the popular toy chia pet. ch ch ch chia was said in the chia pet commercial as a catchy thing that you cant get out of your head.
boy #1: hey i bought a chia pet.
boy #2: you mean like a ch ch ch chia?
boy #1: yeah!
by owploppy9 July 24, 2011
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A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.
You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."
by MWstein November 15, 2016
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a person that is always stoned, dances like joker, and an annoying piece of fuck

extremely delusional, he thinks that he gets a lot of girls, unfortunately, he doesn't

has never kissed a girl

masturbated at the age 18

doesn't have a strand of dick hair till he was 17
by baboonkia November 25, 2019
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The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!
by SassyTerrier February 22, 2021
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