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1967 chevy impala 

Unenlightened person: That's a cool car. Wonder what year it is.
SPN fan: 1967 chevy impala. Owned by the most beautiful man in existence. Dean Winchester.

67' chevy impala

The best car ever!

Dean winchester´s beloved car.
Dean: My baby...(67' chevy impala)

Dean: Don´t touch my baby!!

Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
67' chevy impala by Sabo May 5, 2017

2012 chevy impala 

The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.
AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do

2004 Chevy Impala

2004 Chevy Impalas are the gayest cars out there. It has been proven that 100% of 2004 Chevy impalas are driven by gay people. There are different colors that the Chevy Impala come in. Here is a chart of gayness according to the colors:

White: ultra gay
Brown: gay
Red: borderline gay
Grey: a little gay
Black: not very gay
Person 1: Yo did you here brett got a 2004 Chevy Impala

Person 2: only fags and dykes drive 2004 Chevy impalas.
2004 Chevy Impala by Mike nigher August 1, 2018

08 Chevy Impala 

A complete pile of garbage. Looks terrible. Is mainly driven by dodge haters when a 01 dodge grand caravan would beat it in a race. Main occupation of said drivers is along the lines of McDonalds manager and are obsessed with goats
I drives a piece of shit 08 Chevy Impala

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026