A young boy roughly around the ages of 20-25 that acts like a very disgusting useless old man.
-Hey guys I'm going to get go take another nap.
-What a chet!
by P.K.E. November 13, 2009
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A moron who cant do anything without cocking it up.
The plumber was round yesterday but didnt have the right tools, what a complete CHET.
by Spaggo April 21, 2004
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A term describing a male that acts as if he is better than everyone else. Usually a qualified individual for being branded as "Chet" is easily spotted. They like wearing preppy clothes including pink shirts and occasionally can be seen wearing a visor either turned sideways on their head or completely upside down.

Country Club Member: "I don't buy my clothes at the thrift store!...I recommend you get a new wardrobe if you want to play golf here!

Visitor: "Oh...OK...thanks there Chet!"
by Three B January 28, 2009
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Chet is the stereotypical college student we all know and hate. Chet always wears at least two popped collars at any given time. The more popped collars a Chet wears simultaneously, the higher up on the "Cheterarchy" he is. The Chets at the top of this Cheterarchy own shirts that are literally made entirely of popped collars stitched together with lacoste symbols. Chet is never seen without his beret, scarf, birkenstocks, and hemp pants. Chet wears tweed underwear. He made the soccer team, but was promptly kicked off after failing a drug test. Chet dabbles in lacrosse, but his true passion is ultimate frisbee. The mannerisms of a Chet are easy to spot. Chet's favorite words are "bro", "beer" and "bong". He likes to call people "squares", and he always speaks at least twice as loud as the situation calls for. Chet majors in English and spends his days listening to Phish. If you see a Chet, the trick is to steal his shirt. Without popped collars, a Chet is powerless, and the other Chets he is with will quickly demote him to "square" status.
"Yo bro, pass me the beer bong" Chet drunkenly demanded, his 96 popped collars drenched in sweat from an exhausting game of ultimate frisbee.

"Yeah bro, that kid's such a square. Let's light up, bro."
by Shagnasty McShaggerton March 12, 2008
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A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.
Our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.
by cdw Rapid City, SD November 09, 2010
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a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing
Your acting like a Chet
by charlie November 30, 2003
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The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.
Is chet gay, or what is with that guy? Have you seen his closet?
by J.O. Vidar August 03, 2006
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