A term describing a male that acts as if he is better than everyone else. Usually a qualified individual for being branded as "Chet" is easily spotted. They like wearing preppy clothes including pink shirts and occasionally can be seen wearing a visor either turned sideways on their head or completely upside down.





Country Club Member: "I don't buy my clothes at the thrift store!...I recommend you get a new wardrobe if you want to play golf here!

Visitor: "Oh...OK...thanks there Chet!"
by Three B January 29, 2009
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A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.
Our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.
by cdw Rapid City, SD November 10, 2010
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Chet is a codeword for a fart...
(While females are in the room)
Female - eww whats that smell?
Mark - haha who let chet in?!?
Female - whos chet?
Collin - ahhhh chets here!!!
by Collin January 2, 2005
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a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing
Your acting like a Chet
by charlie December 1, 2003
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The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.
Is chet gay, or what is with that guy? Have you seen his closet?
by J.O. Vidar August 4, 2006
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A Chet is a complete masochistic bottom that is submissive to a sadistic Female or Male usually the latter
Man, did you know he's a Chet that he got 3 masters
by Suki_Rei January 14, 2020
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Large mass of turd that is shaped in a mound like fashion, often rising above the toilet water before flushing and incapable of being flushed without assistance. Genesis of term is from the movie Weird Science, where Bill Paxton's character is turned into a talking mound of crap.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! This fucking Chet won't flush.
by Ayj August 2, 2006
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