cheese toastie

basically a grilled cheese sandwich.

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"

by martini666 January 20, 2015

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

Cheese toastie

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.

Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.

by NavyDrew July 6, 2016

cheese toastie

the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test

" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"

by crazy_meesh January 22, 2007

cheese toastie

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

by jaggysnake October 29, 2006

Cheese Toastie

A fake grilled cheese. A cheese toastie is buttered from the inside and toasted, while a grilled cheese is buttered from the outside and made in a pan. Only retards from Illinois and the Midwest mistake a grilled cheese for a so called "cheese toastie."

Hey what are you eating?
A grilled cheese

No, it looks like a cheese toastie
No, it s grilled cheese you central Illinois fuck

by asoudjhiayuwn January 19, 2018

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021