Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned
beer, and
bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote
republican and don't care why.
The cheese curd, being too
lazy to
walk while shopping at
WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.