A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

by DiscoSasquatch1 October 14, 2020

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.
by clocksprings April 12, 2009

nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
by Pooge June 03, 2006
