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Noun: A shot, hit, swig, etc. Can apply to drinking, smoking, doing drugs, having sex, or whatever else can be found at parties
Verb: To consume the item that is in one's hands
"Yo man, your turn to chance the weed."
"You got your Vodka, I got my Tequila. Let's chance this!"
"I think you should chance that entire 40."
"She's passed out on the couch: go chance that!"
by Ein Wrose June 29, 2006
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1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.
1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.
by Lissabaverlorin January 08, 2009
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The guy who should`ve won on the show I Love New York because everyone hates Tango anyways except for Sister Patterson who looked like she was on crack and laughs like a hyena devil.
"What`s a poodle gonna do poppin` back blowin` bleezy`s?!" -Chance
by iHateEmos June 12, 2007
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Luck, probability etc. Not some hunk you loners have dreamt up in an attempt to appear less lonely than you are.
Chance is probability. Not a name, idiots.
by Trollbeast October 31, 2012
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household item with which to have sex.
Man, I love my Chance, it's fucking billiant.
by hogues February 04, 2009
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nice, funny ,smart and sometimes mean and is loyal to his friends
boy 1 big head bitch chance i will beat your ass bastard
by Loving pussy March 15, 2017
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The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown.

No point dwelling on regret;

It won’t come back. The chance’s blown.

For all we sit and sigh and groan.

However much we sit and fret.

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown.

The things back then we wished we’d known

Lessons we learned we won’t forget.

It won’t come back the chance’s blown.

There may be chances to atone

A different option, better bet.

The past is past, it’s gone, its flown.

We learned the lessons we have grown

The future hasn’t happened yet

There’ll be new chances not yet blown.

Let go the past, though don’t forget

We’ll grasp the future not yet met.

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown

The future we will make our own.
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