Championship D

When either you or one of your friends does whatever necessary to not let a certain situation occur. Particularly if you don't want your girl's ex talking to her or to prevent a cock-block scenario.

Ross played some Championship D last not by not letting Mark sit next Josie, because he knew I wanted to sit next to her.

Championship D by Mad Shibby October 16, 2007

Championship DNA 

The make up of a true winner, few individuals contain this.

Few people have Championship DNA, Payton is not one of them.

Championship DNA by RealNews69 September 15, 2017

Discord Fighting Championship 

A Discord MMA server, ran by BoiledEggRoll. It’s main purpose is to roleplay using custom bot commands. It’s acronym is DFC.

“Yo you heard of the Discord Fighting Championship?”
“Tf is that?”
“It’s a discord server you moron”

Discord Fighting Championship by Donkey#0989 December 12, 2021

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

Pride Fighting Championships by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Championship Win Win 

The written manifestation of a victory so awesome that using the term "epic win" would seem utterly insulting.

An expression of ultimate jubilance.

Adolescent One: Hey man, did you remember that Halo match last night?

Adolescent Two: Of course I did! It was championship win win!

Championship Win Win by dijonmustardtheracist August 16, 2009

Sarcasm World Championships 

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

Sarcasm World Championships by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

World Championship of Boringness by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009