Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

Chair Fucker by UNan February 6, 2015

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Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

Chair Fucker by Gaythens June 17, 2018

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Related Words

Chair Fucker • Charfuckery • chair force • Chair Ass • Chair Leg • chair emoji • chair sex • Chair Time • chair boarding • Chair Crusher

Chairfucker

A person who wants to fuck a chair.

You're sitting right next to a chairfucker, Bob!

Chairfucker by Betaic November 8, 2021

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Charfuckery

Ability to bullshit in and out of trouble
Charisma

I managed to get away with it after some charfuckery

Charfuckery by Gronk the lobber September 7, 2025

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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