Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

Chair Fucker by UNan February 6, 2015

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The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

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You're sitting right next to a chairfucker, Bob!

Chairfucker by Betaic November 8, 2021

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Ability to bullshit in and out of trouble
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I managed to get away with it after some charfuckery

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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