Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.
Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."
by UNan February 06, 2015
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Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is
"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"
by Gaythens June 17, 2018
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