Chair Fucker 

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

Chair Fucker by UNan February 6, 2015

Chair Fucker 

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

Chair Fucker by Gaythens June 17, 2018

Chairfucker 

A person who wants to fuck a chair.

You're sitting right next to a chairfucker, Bob!

Chairfucker by Betaic November 8, 2021

Charfuckery 

Ability to bullshit in and out of trouble
Charisma

I managed to get away with it after some charfuckery

Charfuckery by Gronk the lobber September 7, 2025