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A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.
( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.
cuddleman by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Chaldean Shower 

When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.
Yo, bro you smell that? Someone definitely took a Chaldean shower.
Chaldean Shower by Phil Accio February 20, 2009

The Chaldean Effect 

When a hard working immigrant, Chaldean in particular, comes to the United States, makes money, and then proceeds to spoil their kids, creating the biggest douche-bag possible that personifies every negative aspect of American lifestyle, with an emphasis on greed and being flashy.
1. Dude, Jamil has really nice parents, why is he such a douche-bag?

Chaldean Effect, bro.

2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?

Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.

Chawlamander 

A person who is D-bag and a hipster at the same time.
Hey look at that freaking chawlamander. That Mets fan is such a chawlamander.

Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

charlemagne's sword

nick: i went Medieval on that chick i took home from the bar last night and gave her a nice charlemagne's sword.
tommy: you always were a renaissance man!!