Chad Kroger

the lead singer of nickleback sometimes mistaken for the paddlepop lion because of his huge head and bogan beard

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop

by evilernie June 18, 2006

Chad Kroger

Lead singer of the often-labeled 'nu-metal' band Nickelback. Considered by some to be a Hobo because he has a beard and his music derives from folk/western-often males a little narked that their girlfriend think's he is actually very sexy/has a sexy voice.

"Chad Kroger is a hobo! He had a beard!"
and
"Chad Kroger's voice is so sexy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary of Life July 8, 2005

Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.

Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

by ItsNotFunBeingDifferent May 15, 2016

Chad Kroeger

1: co-lead guitarist for the band nickelback 2: to place one's mouth on one's own genitals

I walked in on Phil and he was giving himself a Chad Kroeger

by Fentop May 14, 2010

Chad Kroeger

The hideous singer of the equally hideous band Nickelback Often referred to in Australia by radio station Triple M as the paddlepop lion, a popular ice cream icon due to his "post grunge" grotesqueness. Also bears uncanny resemblence to Scott Stapp of Creed, both physically and musically. Composes "hit" songs all of which seem to centre around a faux existential protagonist (himself) wallowing in sentimentality after heartbreak. Recently called out for his recycling of the bland "You remind me" for new single "Photograph", the two having the exact same guitar riffs and "melodies", but with Nickelback this is par for the course. For some bizzare reason has sold approximately 20 million records worlwide 13.5 million in the usa alone, i blame this on the mediocrity of mtv and america in general. This man is a shame to the wonderful Canadian music industry and in fact Canada itself. Was owned whilst performing at a metal festival in Portugal when a corageous audience member threw rocks at him, after which he stormed offstage. Charged in September 06 with drunk driving, we have yet to hear another agonising musical memoir documenting this travesty but undoubtedly in will go double platinum upon its release.

jack: "Is that Scott Stapp?"
sally: "nooo it's Chad Kroeger"
harry: "but it looks like the Paddlepop lion!"

I feel like drowning my existentialist sorrows in burboun, remedial guitar riffs and annoying raspy vocals-I've been Chad Kroegered.

by Hehpf182 November 23, 2006

Chad Kroeger

1.Verb-When someone commits Hara-Kiri(A form of ritual suicide.) after listening to a Nickelback song.

Jeff commited Chad Kroeger after he listened to "How You Remind Me".

by Kevin Hua December 10, 2008

Chad Kroeger

Chad Kroeger (born November 15, 1974 in Hanna, Alberta) is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for the Canadian rock band Nickelback.

Chad Kroeger is awesome on guitar!

by DVDGuy October 21, 2008