A Chadigou is the highest level of a Chad ever discovered by Humains. Humains have struggled to ever find something comparable to the Chadigou. This breed of Chad is a breed that can steal your girl and every other girl you've ever been in contact with. He might be short, but his Togo Pogo stick definitley makes up for it. It is usually minimum 2 feet long.
Little Boy:I wanna be a Chadigou when Im older dad!
Chadigou: You can only hope to reachhalf the power of a Chadigou son, keep dreaming, keep dreaming
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"