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coneosexual 

Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass
After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual
coneosexual by Sound_ March 25, 2016
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pronounced see-ee-ohnomy

The state of the economy when it caters to rich businessmen and CEO's.
Dylan: This recession is killing me. I can't find a job that pays more than minimum and getting decent health insurance is a bitch.

Kierra: You've gotta be high up to live large. It's because we're living in a CEOnomy.
CEOnomy by Richard Fisher September 28, 2009

coneosexual 

The sexuality of ice,road, and snow cones
I am so coneosexual for this ice cream right now booty dick safty munging
coneosexual by The cone man September 3, 2016

coneomanic 

Someone who is overly obsessed with cones. Experiences strong sexual feelings towards traffic cones. They're often found with cones in cars, houses, or giving head (to the cone).

If you have been gifted a cone you should know that you are a very special person, and are now indebted to the coneomanic who gifted you the cone.
If you lose the cone you will likely be attacked by a fellow coneomanic.
Dude 1: "Look at all them cones!"
Dude 2: "CONESSSSSSS!!!"
Dude 3: "Y'all must be coneomanic"
coneomanic by Dr. Coner November 20, 2021

Coneologist

IE:"A person who is lacking so much of skill at a sport of hobby they have moved past the level of the trash/cone label" this is mostly used in the ro-sports community.
An athlete who isn't very good at the sport/hobby he/she is playing. Often the player has the athletic ability of an orange street cone.
The coach wouldn't but Chris in the game because he is a "Cone"
hes such a coneologist i swear
Coneologist by leapoeons December 4, 2025