Celestial Goose
Super tuff and sexy and hot and cool and omg wowowowowowwww I'm nutting all over js trying to type this omg wow he's so cool and hot he's the greatest ever omgggg
Celestial Goose by Celestial Goose March 24, 2026
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Celestial Goose
Someone who's tuff asl n sexy n hot n cool n he gets all the boys n even the girls even thi he's gay but he lwk turns everyone down for the aura n shit cuz he's super tuff n cool n sexy n hot but not hotter than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest guy ever
Nigga 1: did u see him, who is he?
Nigga 2: *gooning to mysterious person*
Nigga 1: *also gooning to mysterious person*
Both of them: *cums*
Nigga 2: that's celestial goose, the tuffest and hottest and coolest and sexiest person ever other than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest ever
Nigga 1: *starts gooning again cuz of celestial gooses aura*
Nigga 2: *gooning to mysterious person*
Nigga 1: *also gooning to mysterious person*
Both of them: *cums*
Nigga 2: that's celestial goose, the tuffest and hottest and coolest and sexiest person ever other than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest ever
Nigga 1: *starts gooning again cuz of celestial gooses aura*
Celestial Goose by Celestial Goose March 27, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.