Celestial Goose

Super tuff and sexy and hot and cool and omg wowowowowowwww I'm nutting all over js trying to type this omg wow he's so cool and hot he's the greatest ever omgggg

Celestial Goose: *says tuffest thing ever*
Everyone: *cums*

Celestial Goose by Celestial Goose March 24, 2026

Celestial Goose

Someone who's tuff asl n sexy n hot n cool n he gets all the boys n even the girls even thi he's gay but he lwk turns everyone down for the aura n shit cuz he's super tuff n cool n sexy n hot but not hotter than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest guy ever

Nigga 1: did u see him, who is he?
Nigga 2: *gooning to mysterious person*
Nigga 1: *also gooning to mysterious person*
Both of them: *cums*
Nigga 2: that's celestial goose, the tuffest and hottest and coolest and sexiest person ever other than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest ever
Nigga 1: *starts gooning again cuz of celestial gooses aura*

Celestial Goose by Celestial Goose March 27, 2026