The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos
I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickinink ceiling
by Baldy Solo January 31, 2022
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When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.
by Tutibenzo September 17, 2021
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any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "
by Rossisaurus February 7, 2010
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Slang term for a pansexual who is a top.
I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
by hay gay November 4, 2021
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When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.
The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.
by Quinsar_73 April 29, 2016
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The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.
Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
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