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Cedar Knolls 

An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.
Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026