La Catrina 

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo

"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"

La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013

Caterina 

If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. She’ll be there even if you and her have been through rough times, she doesn’t care about your past but most importantly if you’re ok and if you need to talk. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you. A shoulder to cry on. A buddy to laugh with. Or if you need to just yell. Trust me she’s heard worse things coming from other people.

She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.

But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.

Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.

Gosh guys my day was terrible.... *Go to Caterina, she can cheer you up with just a smile and wave*

Caterina by TerribleTruth July 13, 2018

Catalina 

Catalina. A girl with a heart too big for measurement. You’ll find yourself realizing how fortunate you are to have them in your life. They go out of their way and do anything to make sure you’re happy. They will share with you anything that makes them laugh for the chance to make you laugh as-well. They’re super smart and usually have plenty of talents to show, whether it’s a sport, or an instrument, etc. They’re amazing friends. They stay true to you and will defend you at any cost. They will notice instantly if you’re upset and put your happiness before theirs. Her smile is heart-melting and her laugh is super contagious. Whenever you leave their presence, you can really feel the amount of life leave with them and you’ll instantly try to make up for the lost presence by trying to call or message her. Catalina is a girl that makes you realize how amazing life is, and how every day prior to meeting her, seemed like a day wasted. Catalina is someone who makes the world a better place just by being herself, and she doesn’t even realize how lucky we are to have her.

"Why do you seem so happy and full of life all of the sudden?" A Catalina must have entered their life.

Catalina by EliteWhopper March 3, 2016

Cathrina 

She is beyond beautiful, one of a kind she is thicc bro like shes bold and she keeps her word when some one wanna get her fade. Shes a true friend shes funny and understandable she makes your day and protects you. She is one of the persons who stands up for you or others shes so unique with long brown hair brown beautiful eyes adorable dimples and a cute personality.

OMG CATHRINA IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND HILARIOUS!

CATHRINA HAS A UNIQUE PERSONALITY YOU SHOULD MEE LT HER!

Cathrina by Someone who met a cathrina :) March 9, 2019

catherina 

catherina is the most pretty, funniest, trustworthy girl you'll ever meet! she may be shy, but once you get to know her, she's amazing. she's been through hardships but is always brave and happy! never underestimate catherina. she can do many things for her friends! she is also very smart and will always help a friend in need. she is so loud but always a fun person to be with, but she's a human too. sometimes she feels depressed and hurt, but she always gets back up and flashes a smile!

wow, what a catherina!
that's definitely a catherina!

catherina by chocolato :> June 12, 2019

Caterina 

A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.

Emmilia: (Cries)

Caterina: What's wrong?!

Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)

Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)

Caterina by sharing.my.expirience May 25, 2021

catalina 

Catalina is one of the greatest people you will meet. She's a little shy, but great to be around when you get to know her. She is who girls want to be and guys want to date. Catalina has a radiant personality and makes people comfortable to be around. She can be hyper and a little too much at times. Overall Catalina is a great person with a big heart, and the greatest kisser ever .

"Have you seen that gorgeous girl?" "oh, you mean catalina?"

catalina by skatebro123 January 20, 2017