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A term used in newsrooms everywhere to describe a hot mess, total mess, or disaster. You may need to call the red cross
Catbox by News2000 February 13, 2015
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Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

catouette 

The silhouette of a cat
"Look at that cat's catouette"
catouette by sxnuba October 17, 2021

Obi-Wan Catobi 

A legendary feline Jedi Master who was a noblecat gifted in the ways of the Force whose existence was unfortunately left on the proverbial cutting room floor.
Obi-Wan Catobi, had he not been removed from the widely popular and influential Star Wars adventures, could have been a highly positive role model to young cats across the Universe!

Catoholic 

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
Catoholic by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010
A lovely spirit to be around her smile will light up your life
Catori is an amazing person.
Catori by Tevy February 21, 2020