Catching Print

Determining the dick size by looking at the bulge in the pants and comparing the sack length to the penis :). An a-bulge is where the penis ends before the bottom of the sack, b-bulge is where it ends at the bottom of the sack, and g-bulge (we skip to g here) is where it ends past the bottom of the sack.

Riley: Hey, I'm catching print at the pool today! Wanna join?
Teagan: Oh he for surge is an a-bulge...
Riley: That's disappointing :(

Catching Print by MeWhenICatchPrint March 27, 2026

catching print

Catching print is determining a man's dick size by looking at his pants. We can detect with full accuracy the size of his dick by where the bulge is.

Dick sizes are measured by A, B, and D for DICK.
-A is small. If his bulge is up top his pants, he's small. He does not extend past the balls.
-B is medium. Bulge in the middle. Dick and balls at the same level.
-D he has a woman pleasurer. Look down loooow. His area looks flat because the entire thing is dick. If the dick ends high, there's the bump. No bump means the dick is going all the way through there.

Matriarchy rise up. We're catching print now.

catching print by pinkponyrave March 27, 2026

Catching print

When women analyze the way a mans bulge is shaped in his pants at an attempt to try to guess his meat size.

Guy 1: Why do you think she ghosted me?
Guy 2: She was probably catching print.

Catching print by Poo poo pee pee poop March 28, 2026