“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”
“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”
“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”
by KermitGold March 21, 2023
When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013
When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.
Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.
by Updog9000 November 01, 2022