Definitions by Updog9000

Cat Paralysis 

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

Cat Paralysis by Updog9000 November 1, 2022