Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 26, 2005

Cat in the hat

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.

Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!

by DoctorAcula August 24, 2011

the cat in the hat

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

by carlin November 24, 2003

Cat In The Hat

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009

The cat in the hat

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

by Ten Wangmo April 13, 2012

cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022