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Caroline W

A thicc hottie who has guys lining up to get a chance to make out with her. Very loyal and badass. While she loves guys, she wouldn’t mind getting down and dirty with girls once in awhile.
Guy 1: LOOK AT HER THICC BOD! I WANNA SLICE OF CAROLINE W!

Guy 2: Nah bruh, she’s mine.

Guy 3: No, I saw her first.

Girl: Move over boys, it’s my turn.
Caroline W by That Hot Thicc Girl November 22, 2021
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Caroline Wong 

a girl with dyslexia and uses it for an excuse for being stupid. shes terrible at brawlhalla and is in love with many anime characters. she thinks shes funnier than she is and hates people who are too serious.
Friend 1: ugh caroline wong is so annoying.
Friend 2: ugh ikr !!
Caroline Wong by impymimpy October 11, 2020

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk 

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

South Carolina Windshield 

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.
Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield

Carolina Weeping Willow 

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.
Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

North Carolina Wig wam 

When he mounts a girl's face with her head towards his legs and slides his dick inside her mouth so that his balls create a wig wam around her nose.
"That Canadian broad almost passed out after I gave her a North Carolina Wig wam."

Caroline 

An intelligent, beautiful, funny girl. She is a genuine person with the brightest smile you will ever see. But underneath all the skin and smiles shes a human. She is insecure, and messes up, cries, gets angry, and becomes nervous. She is "like any other girl" she keeps telling herself. But she isn't. She has the cutest and outgoing laugh in the world. Just seeing her smile could brighten your day and hearing her voice is like listening to an angel. You can easily tell when shes happy because her eyes light up and the corners of her mouth move up and she try's not to laugh. She is the light that keeps the world shinning.
"Oh Caroline? Yeah, she's something else."
Caroline by XEclipse November 17, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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