CARNIE

fun, crazy people !!!

Betsy and Kelly are such carnies!!

by carnie becky March 22, 2006

carnie

Hotties at the Fair. When they talk you can smell that pungent breath and they move the wonderfully awefull B.O.

Mr.Ed, your sweet smell reminds me of a carnie.

by etsuko November 9, 2005

carnied

1.) This is a verb that refers to what happens when a carny cheats you out of money with one of their impossible to win games or over priced rides

2.) Being cheated out of anything

1.) Man, I spent $40.00 on that stupid gun game and all I go was this stupid tweedy bird. I just got carnied

2.) Oh no I should have gotten $10.00 change but they gave me a $5.00 dollar bill and I didn’t notice I just got carnied.

Or

Hey there’s only 9 nuggets in this ten piece those McDonalds guys just carnied me out of a chicken nugget.

by JJM January 5, 2005

carny

1. Man who identifies with a 200ft. kitty.
2. "Random Weirdness" Moderator at stillepost.ca
3. Zombie-lovin-goodness

Carny wrote a zombie musical of which the narrator was a 200ft. music-messageboard-moderating kitty.

by stillepost.ca March 12, 2006

Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

by Jorge Asada December 5, 2007

mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 2, 2008