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Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
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circus folk and people with small hands
He is such a fucking carni
carni by t April 29, 2003
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The carnival but it's run by pikies and it's a complete shithole £4 for hook a duck and you win a crappy little goldfish that dies the next day anyway
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someone who acts up like a carni
What a fucking carni.

They did the carni.

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carni by dictionarynerd666tt February 28, 2019
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Carni rap 

A whit person who cant wrap for shit and thinks he's good and also thinks he's black and gets he's ass beat all the time bye black people.
wow look at that carni rap.... yea damn what can you say. alright ill meet you out back to wait for him you got the bat... yup.... alright
Carni rap by Fuuuuuuuuk June 25, 2009

carni-ripped 

paying an extreme amount for something at a fair/carnival that is actually very cheap.
me: dude, i just paid like, 20 bucks to win this stupid stuffed dog.

friend: yep, you just got carni-ripped.
carni-ripped by stlaiyplkonrot January 31, 2009
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