Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties

Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.

by Injurdbutrfly69 February 23, 2025