Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties

Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.

by Injurdbutrfly69 February 22, 2025

the straw that stoked the camel's sack

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.

So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!

by Ferret July 3, 2005