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Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

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