Caramel Macchiato

A delicious drink that starbucks has made their own. It can be served iced or hot. It is a layer of each: vanilla syrup, milk, with espresso, and finally caramel.

When you sip the wonderful concoction that is known as the Caramel Macchiato, that Starbucks made their signature drink, you taste: the rich vanilla syrup, the frothy milk, the bitter espresso, and then the sweet caramel. And you sigh a sweet heavenly release of pleasure.

Caramel Macchiato by Catrice August 3, 2007

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Caramel macchiato

A pussy-eating technique where your tongue mimics the way the caramel drizzle is topped on the popular Starbucks drink of the same name. Step 1: Make a wide circle with your tongue. Step 2: Make a zig-zag (the up-and-down kind) within the circle. Step 3: Make another zig-zag (left-to-right) and keep in mind that you shouldn't lift your tongue when following Steps 1-3. Step 4 (optional): Pretend you're taking a sip of a drink by sucking on the clitoris.

Rufus: I usually do the alphabet with my tongue when I'm with a chick, but since Jess works at Starbucks, I tried to try out the caramel macchiato technique.

Snoofus: What did she say? Was she impressed?
Rufus: No clue, man. I was just thinking about Marshmallow Dream Bars.

Caramel macchiato by rizz_khalifa April 2, 2023

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Caramel Macchiato

When one puts their fingers in a cow’s mouth, then takes a crap, and eats the crap, the cow licking it afterwards. Widely known amongst farmers.

“Bye, y’all! I’m gonna go home and caramel macchiato! Wish me luck!”

Caramel Macchiato by Garretthebean June 22, 2024

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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake by clynnroff December 1, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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