A variation of Captain’s Pick, which in the original
definition, is an unqualified and unknown/untested
guy who is plucked from obscurity (by the head honchos) and helicoptered into a role within a work team, which is way, way out of his league.
This same
guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will
never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.
That’s the original
definition, but the pun version (Captain’s
Prick) has this same
guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he
dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!
All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.
So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
The big bosses at my GF’s workplace not long ago, ushered in “Jason” into the role of Team Manager- he is an untested nobody whose last position was as a mailroom boy.
But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.
Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s
Prick.
Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many
people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan,
Steven, Cynthia,
Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.
Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!
