Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

by Stuntman November 2, 2004

Captain Zap

Kick-ass Electro DJ/Producer from Turkey spotted by 17:44 Records.

Did you check out Captain Zap's new track?

by Sir-Barks-A-Lot October 10, 2010

captaincapooky

a badass mofo who is insanely good at call of duty and will pwn your ass anyday.

damn! captaincapooky just raped me hard!!

by mittenswillkillyou June 12, 2010

Captainhappy

a pet name for pirates family jewels. the most precious of jewels to be found. also known to use a canoe , later in life they use a dugout.

Arrghhh Captainhappy seems to like you booty lassy argghhhhh!

by bargebaby May 16, 2010

captaincapri_

Captaincapri_, somebody that for some reason has drama with most problematic cosplayers and people on social media.

Have you seen Captaincapri_ new video?

by Hashtaggirlbosswap August 31, 2021