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Capt'n Long Dong Silver 

HAS A HUGE DONG, LOVES BOOTY

ARRRRGHH
"Prepare to be broadsided by Capt'n Long Dong Silver"

Capt'n Hector 

A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?

Capt'n Pee Pee 

A non-housebroken animal, usually a cat.
Capt'n Pee Pee got my entire CD collection!
Capt'n Pee Pee by Ebrantle March 5, 2006

Capt'n Jimmy 

A witty and charming guy. A favorite in any crowd.
I want to be just like Capt'n Jimmy when I grow up
Capt'n Jimmy by Capt'n Jimmy D October 20, 2021

Captn' Pepe 

-noun

Pepe (Peh-peh) - A Filipino word that represents the females sexual reproductive organ.

Captn' - Pepe (cahp-tin peh-peh) - A Filipino artists that is amazing talented that makes all the Pepes wet :D
Oh shit Captn' Pepe is a beast!

Oh my gulay my pepe is wet.
Captn' Pepe by Captn' Pepe October 26, 2009

Captn Oida 

Captn Oida is there, whenever you need a clear up of a situation no other captn cant explain. Must be austrian or bavarian
9gag user: captn, you make no sense, its time to call Captn Oida
Captn Oida by Lars Jer September 16, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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