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capital D 

the act of taking a big ronchy shit.
man when does this damn meeting end, ive gotta take a capital D!!!!!
capital D by genious know it all November 6, 2003

capital D runk

Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.
Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!
capital D runk by tommy ethan February 18, 2008

Business with a capital D 

n. sex with a man, where the "capital D" refers to dick
"Shit, man, aren't there any gay bars in this town? I gotta take care of some Business with a capital D.

Capital Dump 

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.
Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.
Capital Dump by ugfest January 12, 2007

Capital Dome 

A sexual act of any kind while standing up under that Capital Dome in Washington, DC. Note: if a senator's daughter is involved it becomes the Golden Capital Dome.
I capital dome'd this chick last night.. it was monumental.
Capital Dome by The Dirty Armenian October 19, 2010

capital dick 

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.
"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."
capital dick by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009