Cape Cod has bumper to bumper traffic in the summer, and empty roads in the winter. Tourists show up for the good weather and run and hide before the snow comes.
by one of the locals... January 25, 2005
There is much to be said about this place, were there is little to do (other then drugs) in the ten-month spand between September and June; although during the summer months this place becomes a 1960’s run down summer dream. But, unlike it’s most famous resident, cape cod didn’t have the pleasure of dieing in the 1960’s, cause with Kennedy’s death so died the cape cod dream. So, now today cape cod is filled with the withering dreamers of that generation, all now the conservative voting majority.
by john jacob jingle hiemer smith May 10, 2005
a place that is often mentioned as beautiful and peaceful to live but really has a bunch of rich assholes all driving the same SUV living in big houses that all look the same. other than that there's retired old people everywhere, small shops that charge $100 for a t shirt, private beaches and tons of traffic & tourists in the summer.
by diamondgirl7 August 21, 2009
Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.
Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)
Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.
Masshole 1:Can i come with?
Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.
Masshole 1:Can i come with?
by Stronk August 11, 2006
One of the best places to live on earth, but the old rich summer people that live here for 2 months (july & august) ruin the beach nights for the locals by calling the police on bonfires and such. The local youths that tough out the long hard winters (while the rich old farts go to their homes in florida) love to drink and have fun in the summer, and will never stop for any tourists!
Johnny Local: "Hey dude pretty awsome night on Cape Cod huh?"
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
by Nick Rob September 29, 2005
Our little piece of heaven on earth.
sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.
by a cape girl May 3, 2005