A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.
by J. Roy August 14, 2006
- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.
- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.
Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.
- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.
Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.
"Hey how was your date?"
"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."
"That sucks. At least she put out."
"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."
"That sucks. At least she put out."
by Jimmy Timmy October 13, 2004
Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 30, 2005
A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.
“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”
by EpicgamerLeo December 2, 2020
A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.
by J. Roy August 14, 2006
when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
by mostirishpotato January 3, 2018
Old Wharf Road in Dennisport Ma. called this not because of kidnappings but because of the availablity of young girls in large amounts all looking for boys in hot cars. It was a reference to the desired part of the young womans anatomy, It has been called this for as long as i have been alive and at least into the early forties according to cousins older than I it was a stretch of road that ran between several "campgrounds" Large groups of cabins that had started out as tent sights and has turned into cabin villages. these were often rented out for family vacations and all the kids would go out at night and wander on "snatch alley"
by Mr PF August 19, 2005