Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".

Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.

by fknugly March 6, 2012

candy head

A candy raver. A bit more derogatory

Shelly turned into a total candy head this summer. All she does is rave now. I think shes eaten about 50 ring pops.

by lollerbunny February 24, 2008

Candy Head

A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy

You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.

by Ck12345 December 2, 2014

Head Candy

A psychedelic drug made from pure THC, Aderoll , {scazz}, and other household ingredients

"That dipshit over there was tripping balls on Head Candy"

by BRSYNDROME August 15, 2016

Head Candy

A television programme that doesn't require any thought to watch. Examples of such programmes would include Friends and anything made up of clips of CCTV/police chase footage.

Alice: What you watching?
Bob: Uh, I don't know, head candy

by Steven Lilley May 10, 2008

Caney Head, TX

A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong

Do not go to Caney Head, Tx.

by Oilworker September 28, 2019

Candy Heads

People That would Eat candy Almost Every Day

(if they run out they buy more)

(parent): What You Want For Dinner Kids
(Kids): Candy!!

Next day the same thing

(Next Door Neighbor Watchin): There Such Candy Heads

by UnknownMAn123 December 30, 2009