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Candied Yams 

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.
Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"
Candied Yams by Roofus Colada November 9, 2018

candied yams 

The act of releasing on a girls chest.
Yo I gave that girl one nice set of candied yams last night, ohworddough?

Candied Her Yams

When you put your special glaze on her booty after doggystyle
Guy 1: I candied her yams the same night I met her
Guy 2: Damn you wild n*gga