1. A.K.A the frozen stranger
2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.
2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.
by artdickyoulate February 07, 2010
by Solidbryce@hotmail.com February 05, 2010
The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.
by Artdickyoulate February 07, 2010
Slang term for intercourse between a beaver, a moose, and four Inuit men or lumberjacks in an ice fishing shack, often with the help of copious maple syrup, and involving the use of various cuts of ham for extra stimulation. This event is usually the result of far too much consumption of Molson or Labatt Blue.
Prime Minister (leaving a bar): I'm still wasted, but there's no more hockey on! What can we do now?
Member of Parliament: How aboot some Canadian history?
Prime Minister: That sounds alright! I'll talk to those two red-headed lumberjacks over there, while you buy the maple syrup and take care of the other details.
Member of Parliament: How aboot some Canadian history?
Prime Minister: That sounds alright! I'll talk to those two red-headed lumberjacks over there, while you buy the maple syrup and take care of the other details.
by EP the Great February 05, 2010
by Riptides February 05, 2010
A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.
Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....
Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....
Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....
by wangstank February 05, 2010
A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.
One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.
by cheffinatly February 06, 2010