Canadian History 

A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.

One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.

Canadian History by cheffinatly February 5, 2010

Canadian History 

When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.

Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!

Canadian History by S.M.Xiong24 February 4, 2010

Canadian History 

Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.

We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.

Canadian History by mcbot February 5, 2010

Canadian History 

1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else

1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!

2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!

Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!

3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties

Canadian History by ColbertReporterDaily February 4, 2010

Canadian History 

A hat-trick of gouch-licks followed by a syrup-tongued french-kiss to the rectum. Finished off with a refreshing dunk in a scalding hot Timmy's coffee (double cream, and extra sweet): body part optional

God, I love Canadian History! Can you pass a towel?

Canadian History by j_lasoul February 4, 2010

Canadian history 

1. A.K.A the frozen stranger

2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.

Hey Darrel, yesterday was Canadian history day, like everyday ending in "Y" in Canada is.

Canadian history by artdickyoulate February 6, 2010

canadian history 

Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.

Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.

canadian history by Canadian History 101 February 7, 2010