Canadian Balls

When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.

Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"

by MJazzy April 22, 2009

Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.

Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.

by anonymous January 10, 2019

canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 07, 2014

canadian 8-ball

A Molson and a bowl of pot preferably while watching the Leafs eh.

Bob and Doug shared a Canadian 8-ball while the Leafs won the cup eh!

by MrHricinos December 27, 2013