The next time that Verizon Wireless
guy says this overrought
old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this
shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon
guy whips out his cell
phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the
hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!