can't breathe 

That guy in the gym that likes to wear size extra-small shirts to give the illusion of being bigger than he actually is. The extra small shirt always appears to restrict his breathing, hence: can't beathe.

that nigga can't breathe.

can't breathe by flexbrah July 20, 2011

CAN'T BREATHE 

Normally used on tumblr. An expression used when something's so funny the person is laughing so hard they can't breathe. Or maybe they can and they're just exaggerating and are only laughing a little.

*a gif of a penguin failing to catch fish and falling into the water*
" OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHRE HEEEELP"

CAN'T BREATHE by libertylu January 6, 2014

I can’t breathe 

An extraordinary way to say ‘i love you’ or ‘i love you too’. It might be confusing at first but it is sometimes used by people who cringes at the phrase ‘i love you’. Or they just want to be unique. It is also used in a movie about a couple.

Her: I love you
Him: I can’t breathe
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I mean I love you too...

I can’t breathe by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019

I can't Breathe 

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

I can't Breathe by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

I can't breathe

True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.

"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.

I can't breathe by Monkey's Dad June 1, 2020

i can't breathe 

When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.

"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."

i can't breathe by MedusaSuckIt December 8, 2014

I can't breathe with a mask on 

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

I can't breathe with a mask on by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020