Can's Ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).

Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.

by Bleep-bloop October 4, 2010

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You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

by Endr9 February 4, 2020

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THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

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Can of Whoop Sass

Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"

by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

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