I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.
Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.
by johnny hotsville August 22, 2009
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Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
by shibbity wop bop April 21, 2018
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Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
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The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk ๐Ÿ˜ค
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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